Competition Entry by Don_Jr. (Guest)
Submit Date: March 26, 2007
I wuz uzin electricity to cook a lizards gizards in a blizard when a kangaroo came up to me and said 'Hello, I'm a hydrant.'. I shit out a scorpion and used its poisonous venom to kill the roo, then i cut the thing up and ate that too. Invisible hydrants make me stub my toe, then i walk with a limp and very very slow. I say hi to the devil, and clip an angels wings, do a little dance in france when the telephone rings. blah.