Competition Entry by DaOnlyChef (Member)
Submit Date: July 19, 2009
You'll say this is blasphemy, why does dis have to be?
Kids a rhyme factory causin catastrophe!
Assault-in disastrously, an invadin parasite
You'll choke on your smoke discovrin I'm white-
-Er then the moon that'll cause an eclipse
Worse then a typhoon is ta Indonesians
When demonstratin, I'm above you like atmosphere
Don't hate dis is somethin dat y'all got to hear
Best hold my words dear, or I'll trample you fiend
When I spring into action like a trampoline
You a tramp whos lean, words thin like a crack-whore
Can't write your own shit, because you just want more
Thoughts from the Chef who will lay you to rest
You're D.O.A. in my ambulance
After just one ride, skills infernal to you
Cause they just made ur grave an eternal venue!